What Do You Think Is a Good Headline and Subheading for a Newspaper Article About Drugs?

Question by meggamjfan: What do you think is a good Headline and subheading for a newspaper article about drugs?
I have to write a newspaper article about drugs (use, abuse, types, effects, etc.). I need a Headline and subheading.

So far, I thought of using “Mind over Marijuana”…but i still need a subheading.

Any ideas?

Best answer:

Answer by COBALT22
how bout , errrrrr damn sorry i’m so high i forgot what i was gonna write

Answer by Guillaume
the killer is in the bag

cuz you would put your drug in a bag

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